Name: Johnathan Christopher Winkler, Kevin Joseph Winkler
Designation: TAP # 1 ¾, 1 7/8
Callsign: “Chaos” and “Mayhem”
Aliases: John and Kevin
Position(s): Still sleeping sitting up.
Special Skills: High Explosives, getting Mom’s attention.
Marker/Equipment Setup: Camo outfits.
Occupation: Professional diaper testers.
Infirmity: Colic
Favorite quote: “Surrender!” Who can resist us when WE say it???
Your most-uttered quote in paintball: “Go, Dad, Go!”
Playing Since: December 16th, 2008.
Best Paintball Moment: All the stories that Dad, Grandpa, and Uncle Rob tell us.
Worst Paintball Moment: Not being able to play yet!
History: “We’ve been hearing about this game forever and we can’t wait to try it. Just get us plenty of mattresses duct-taped around us and we’ll go in right now! We can’t wait to tear up the field as a team.”
