Special Skills: Running fast, running out of ammo, motivating walk-ons.
Marker/Equipment Setup: Whatever anyone isn't using, but I'm saving up for the marker below.
Choice of Poison: Captain and Coke
Occupation: Research Specialist
Infirmity: Often injuring himself to the point where he requires major surgery.
Favorite quote: "He's a good gun, and we're not going to a church social!"
Most heard quotes in paintball: “You, you, and you, come with me.”
Playing Since: March, 2006
Best Paintball Moment: "When our General addressed about 40 guys from our team, saying (and I quote) “TAPs, I need TAPs here for a special-ops assignment!" 6 of us from Team Aches and Pains stepped forward. Then our General proceeded with “Now I need about 5 more guys with as many balls as the TAPs here.”
Worst Paintball Moment: "Everytime my mask fogs up and I have to fall back to clean it, which is about every 5 minutes."
History: A native of Long Island, Crutch moved upstate to New York’s capital to pursue life's finer pleasures, only coming out of the mountains to do battle in the Pine Barrens of Long Island or the Catskills of New York. Faithful brother to Doc and Fracture, Crutch also has a wife and son who want nothing to do with paintball. When not shooting from the hip on the battlefield, you can find him Scuba Diving, in his environmental lab doing research, or grunting it out in a short course triathalon. He likes to spend his downtime taking in a movie or DVD to memorize yet more annoying movie quotes.
